NYC is tough on cars

"marshknute" (marshknute) 11/08/2015 at 20:07 • Filed to: None

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Spatial awareness is not this man’s forte.

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > marshknute 11/08/2015 at 20:09

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HOW...JUST...HOW?!?!?

pjhusa > marshknute 11/08/2015 at 20:10

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Beautiful.

dogisbadob > marshknute 11/08/2015 at 20:11

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ooo a giant lego

dogisbadob > marshknute 11/08/2015 at 20:12

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trail rated bro

PS9 > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 11/08/2015 at 20:15

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Which how?

How does someone this dumb get up ~$30-$40k for a Suburban to ruin?

How does someone this inept at driving get certified by local government for safe operation of a motor vehicle?

If it’s not their Suburban, how did someone else not notice how awful they must be at driving before giving them a job in it and making them responsible for a company vehicle?

Lot’s more just beyond those basic ones. Gonna have to specify, bro.

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > PS9 11/08/2015 at 20:15

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ALL OF THEM!!

MLGCarGuy > marshknute 11/08/2015 at 20:16

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“For sale: lightly used 2008 Suburban LT. Features rare aerodynamic side skirt option. Gets great gas mileage. Exterior is in perfect condition, no dents and scratches. No test drives unless you’re ready to buy and have cash in hand. I know what I have, no lowballers please.”

E92M3 > marshknute 11/08/2015 at 20:18

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Black Suburban in NYC is most likely an Uber Black or XL.

jkm7680 > PS9 11/08/2015 at 20:18

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Probably an Uber or a livery car.

Zohaibman72 > marshknute 11/08/2015 at 20:26

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forte? thats a suburban you silly goose

not for canada - australian in disguise > marshknute 11/08/2015 at 20:32

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It’s a Suburban thing, you wouldn’t understand.

Berang > marshknute 11/08/2015 at 20:55

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The higher driving position gives you a better view of the road.

deekster_caddy > marshknute 11/08/2015 at 21:10

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To be fair, those things are not visible from the driver’s position immediately before this maneuver. And there are a lot of things calling for your attention, like the jaywalking pedestrians obscuring your view of those things (bollards?) as you approach the intersection. They should be taller to be visible.

DoYouEvenShift > marshknute 11/08/2015 at 21:10

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AntiSpeed > Zohaibman72 11/08/2015 at 21:52

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There’s the problem. He was driving it in the city.

pip bip - choose Corrour > marshknute 11/09/2015 at 02:13

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but being a full blown retard is.

You can tell a Finn but you can't tell him much > marshknute 11/09/2015 at 08:31

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Is that a bubble on the roof of the Suburban, or is that on the bus behind it?